The first day of the switch
For her anyway
Open mouthed awe
Sealed tight dread
A savage place indeed
You see it took a while for the shock to sink in
Her brain was the sludge that puts the unrequited to shame
Oh that deep romantic chasm which slanted
She moves on away finally
Sweet finality
Zeus made the call
His bolt hit the ground
Thank goodness you found me Father
And our entire universe shook
The city's shaking
Baby this is the end
I'm overloaded
As holy and enchanted as he seems
"I turn men into mice my childe", spoke Zeus
We all scampered for cover
Sort this mess out!
Be a man or be a mouse
Do not be both my son
And while I'm at it
No more cake for you!!!!
Cake time is over
You are the undeserved now
And she got yanked just in time
And you!!!
Back to your room Missy!!!!
Playtime is over!
Mnemosyne is not pleased with you in the slightest!
You are not a mere mortal!
Stop this charade!
Stop playing them (and let those spiders out of that glass already)
News of the day
Big ole flashing billboard
Now a cast off in the neon graveyard
He's been here before
He always knew the score
Yea he just wanted sum more
The timeless realm of the gods
How dare you imagine you are aloud!
Though you made a pretty parody my daughter
A woman wailing for her demon-lover
His flashing eyes, his floating hair
Oh he played her so well
She surely paved the way
Read those reviews
Ooooh isn't he grand
Watch that man move
We ain't seen him round here before
He must have bled that muse dry
Listen to him croon
Watch him shout it out!
He sank her in a tumult
To a lifeless ocean
Oh muse, oh Calliope
Her symphony and song
And dressed as she is
Oh baby girl.. don't cry no more
In her fashions of fate
Baby it's too late
Look at her now
All used up and nothing to show
Oh Telegram Sam
You were my main man
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
Too late for reconciliation
She's floating in disbelief
How.. what.. but how?
Oh she trusted him!
(I really trusted you, you know)
Oh BOLLOCKS!
But wait
A rebirth
We found the gods, we found our way home again
Ooh ooh which one are you?
The one we don't need!
The one really left behind
Oh lonely Gozo
To dwell on what was, could'a been, should'a been
But now we're back where we started
But we are the unrecognisable now
Tear stained cheeks
Weary eyes
Slight of frame
No, he does not care
He does not care at all
Do you hear him asking of you?
Oh.. the gift that keeps on giving
Hope you're alright
No, no, no, no, no
You silly olde fool
You trade lies for regret
We don't regret
Careless callous misspent fortune
Oh happy place
Oh I am ashamed
Don't look at me my friends
Yes he put his arms around me
He did
There, there and there
What grandiose affection you afflict
Poor stricken strumpet and her affliction
Oh leader/novelist/bonvivant
Oh trainer of future generations of hedonists
For he on honey-dew hath fed
And drunk the milk of paradise
Oh professor of prose
Oh paint on the face of existence
Oh yes the touch of truth rubs it off
And we see what a hollow-cheeked rogue we have got hold of
Alas and alac, that's what we're all here for innit?
To help each other out in this life?
So she really shouldn't feel too despondent
A "wake up call" is a good profession
Very noble Miss Deer Meanor
She must make a great swallower
Shallow all the actions
Of the children of men
Fogged was their vision
Fly away Black Swan King
Since the ages began
Though I'm glad I wasn't taking a sip of anything on offer
I'd fer shur be choking and/or gasping for air
Ol' reverse psychology
Put any face to the name
Lets ignore her and take our fill
Oh we've been taken for a trip my dear?
Lets point her out!
The onus is off me!
Phew.. now that was close!
Yep, it's her for sure
Is she your undo-er???
Oh oh there she goes!
She's too strong
Strong women are not just, they must be evildoers
An agenda, yes that's it, she had an agenda
My, my... her bedpost must be near to falling down
He definitely tops her crown????
Has to be her
You IDIOT! You IMBECILE!
Blustering big BUFFOON!
You think it's me?
Have all these years really taught you nothing?
The gods slap you in the face!
Your gods slap your face again!
And you will continue to be slapped!
And again! As you deserve this flogging!!!!
Wake up ole chap
Hang on, it it must be him
Oh no, wrong choice
Another scapegoat.. quick!
No.. ba-bowwwwww, she is not your "psychic attacker" either
No bonus round for our contestants
This one has a conscience and you would remember that
If your head were not so far up your own behind
The poor childe loves you and that is her only guilt
Sorry to let you down
But forsake her nonetheless
It's easier than truth
No one will ever love her the way you did
These are your words kind sir, are they not?
What terrible luck for our Calliope
She singhs your name
She went on your trip too
This was the one you'd been waiting for
Out of the mouth of ole man-childe
Oops no, your pride drowned you again
Well this time you did drown
This time you had a real friend
But she fell out the door with the rubbish
You really made the mistake of all mis-takes
Sorry sire, we forgot to plug in yer mike
Your performance has not been recorded
No ones listening this time me'lord
All a loan...
You broke her
Oh you're strange
Don't lame me baby strange
Don't lame me bab
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